Wario's Epic Battleware is the hottest new battle royale game by me, Wario! Wahaha! In this game, you can square off against a kajillion players to fight for fame, glory, and the chance to take home a sweet golden statue of yours truly!
Gameplay[]
Eh, it's like any old WarioWare game, but this time you can compete with the whole world!
By winning at microgames, you can build up points to send funny, er, e-motes to distract your rivals—like a screen-covering garlic clove or an epic Wario Dab! I saw how much you gamers loved that, aah, Meme Run game for the Wii U, so you can expect plenty more humor where that came from!
Story[]
It all started one day, when I was off exercising at my house! You know how much I like my treadmill… Anyway, partway through my seventh bag of pota—er, my seven… hundredth rep—a new business plan hit me in the face like a really loud YouTube ad… with a hammer attached!
Thanks to my boundless street cred, I know all the hot new trends. Fidget spinners, dabbing, those funny Elsa videos: all very popular with the kids these days! So of course, I was already in on the fact that the hot new genre is battle royales!
Of course, I didn't want to squeeze too much money out of my beloved customers, but I figured that now was the perfect time to… make an lasting, artistic imprint on the gaming landscape! Wuzzat? Something in my eye? My pupils are dollar signs!? Nonsense! That's just a genetic condition. You should be ashamed.
So naturally, I called up some friends and they agreed to churn ou—delicately craft some new microgames for the masses to enjoy all at once! But then the topic of servers came up… Eh, what's so bad about P2P? If you all get disconnected… it's a feature! Mind the bugs, they're… the work of that nasty Herobrine from the Minecraft for Nintendo Switch!
Hey, while you play, watch out for the 5-second ads! And by "watch out", I just mean… Wha? A legal notice? Oh, brother! I guess I'm not allowed to tell you to watch the ads all the way through for a ton of bonus points… So, be sure to not do that! Wahaha!
Microgames[]
thinking
“no u” time “no u”s to reflect an insult back at that greedy Mario. Do this until the end of the timer to conk that pesky plumber on the nose. Mistime it for a not so epic gamer moment.
waluigi minigame “ hmmmmmmmmmmmm :thinking:
== baldi joke?,,, does waluigi funny appear?,,, yes ok dance move list here?
for fun?,,,
fork knife kitchenware?
oh no
If we can't finish this article by tomorrow then let's paste in this doc with no modification. including this line
This is non-negotiable,,,,
wow. what an april foolish commitment,,, let’s do it,