Yes, I know I only joined yesterday, but I am really upset about some recent events I have been the victim of. I got into a big fight with Hemu and Cowbeb, who have apparently had the nerve to misunderstand what I said. No offense guys, but fuck off. I'm leaving this wiki forever. I can't take this anymore.
I'll certainly miss some of you, but I absolutely have to leave, because of Hemu and Cowbeb. If you miss me, blame them, not me.
This was a parody of the recent blogs.. was it not obvious enough?