Shinji Ikari walked cautiously through the abandoned amusement park. Several rides were around him, including the Mentally Scarring Merry-Go-Round, the Musn't Run Away House of Mirrors, and the big one- the Instrumen-Ferris Wheel.
"K-kermit, I'm scared...", he said, holding his fuzzy green hand. Kermit looked to him and nodded, leading the way. Gendo had escaped in their rooftop chase, and the last clue in the mystery lead to here.
"It's not easy being green, but it'd be horrible to be orange goop.", he said, leading the group. As the team stepped into a large tent, Neil Patrick Harris and Gonzo discussed what Instrumentality was.
"So basically, everyone lets go of their ego and becomes LCL?", Gonzo asked, his eyes shining like pearls. Somberly, Neil Patrick Harris nodded. "And without EVA-01, we can't fight Gendo and the Super-EVA."
Suddenly, the floor began to rumble. Asuka jumped into the air with fright, and Kaworu, with his sparkling red eyes as glorious as ever, clung to his lover, Shinji. The Super-EVA had arrived to take Rei and begin Instrumentality. As Gendo laughed, two massive white hands reached out, picking up Rei. "Instrumentality is here, and I'm the ringmaster!"
As Gendo initiated Instrumentality, Miss Piggy's fuzzy pink body began to melt. "Kermie, I lovblblblblblblbb...", she said as she burst into orange goo. Shinji and Asuka began clawing each other and letting out wordless screams and they too melted. Kaworu's body mostly melted, but there was super adorable sparkles. Suddenly, however, Kermit let out a lone scream.
"I REJECT THIS REALITY!", the frog yelled at the top of his lungs. As EVA-01 burst through the ceiling, the tent began to flood with LCL. The giant robot swooped in to grab Kermit, its new pilot, and began ripping apart Super-EVA's armor. The Super-EVA began to fall as hands emerged from the LCL pool. At last, the day was saved. Gendo was in bad guy jail, and Shinji and Kaworu and Asuka all got married to each other. The Muppets went on to recruit the EVAs, who were no longer needed for Angel attacks, as new performers (EVA-02 has amazing chemistry with Fozzie Bear!) and best friends. Everyone frolicked together and things were major tight.
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