<poem>yo i'm a white nerd, i can't actually rap because it'd sound like crap but i can arrange these words like a verbal slap so give up, man, take a nap, or you could fap either way, dude, better shut your flap (you suck!) I'm fly on the mic, you're dropping like lead cause I do what I like, bitch, I'm streets ahead wanna challenge me? all right, give it a go i'll kick your ass so hard you won't even know and use the force of my flow and you react like 'woah', slip and fall like 'oh!' and as you fall down the stairs I'm like "I warned you bro!" so now i'm the babblecoaster drinkin' coke with all my homies many of whom are bronies or named after yoshis oh, and for some reason Komies yeah straight up thuggin this is hell yeah, we're runnin this shit that's it
#fantendo is the crew, fuck Devil Hulk he can crawl back to ED and fucking sulk 'cause i got bitches on my dick like crazy no, i mean i got bitches that are literally crazy like, 'cobby-i-will-beat-you-with-a-crowbar' crazy I could make it clearer but I'm way too fucking lazy 'cause it's a real slog getting through these blogs that try to hate on me 'cause i do my job yeah, bitch, i banned a fucking troll what are you gonna do? I'm in it for the LOLes, yeah, you say it like a guy who needs to learn to internet because that series of tubes ain't connected with your brain yet by which i mean the web and your nervous system it's a double meaning, now all the girls will listen 'cause nothing says pimp like an op on IRC yeah, I'm fucking pimp, but that's just me.
I ain't gotta say that I'm the shit because you all know I talk like Middy in this bitch, "fgt pls go" I make like Tabby with the shit, "suck my dick, yo" I act like Chanserv when you fuck with me, you're banned (oh!)
When I engage in rap battles, foes are covered in piss and why they try to hit me, they're like "Doh, I Missed" The fans of my enemies are fucking sheep Who are piss annoying and eat crabs out of peeps And who can barely sleep because their houses reek Oh wait they don't have houses, they sleep in the streets Which is not a diss on the homeless, only on the boneless and spineless motherfuckers on the web who are so damn mindless It's Halloween here, bitches, year-round Do not fuck with us or you'll be shut down Do not fuck with us or it will be a slaughta You know damn well I can do it, man, and I oughta I roll like Elise, I'm so fucking yata
Yeah, man, watch your luck I'll play games with your world like you've been Homestuck But for real, dude, you suck What the fuck Uh
I'm making double entendres on chat, my beats are phat While on Recentchanges I can see more drawings of rats Do we really need that? And by the same user, "Which Ninten girl would you date?" Oh, that's great 'Cause what we really really needed was to seem like weirdos Like our wiki rep wasn't tarnished enough, though No I'm just playin', Nintendoofah, you're fuckin' cool And I will confess your drawings really fuckin' rule I am not a fool, and if I was I'd never let that slip You can want it all you like, like it's a Marceline and Peebles 'ship Yeah, I'm your problem, bitches, whatcha gonna do now? Are you ever gonna top me? How? They call me Cow cause of my name misspelled Fuck with Ranzatsu crew, and you won't do so well Call me Shepard Book, this is your Special Hell I'm the boss, I'm the king, I'm the top of the game All you other rappers are exactly the same Bring me up in conversation, if they say I'm lame it's Darkrai time, bitch, "WHY YOU SAY MY NAME????"
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Aha, my rap doesn't stop from getting more dope
You thought I'd be dead like a meme, nope
Chuck Testa, bitch, and now I'm back from the grave
Making lesser rappers my slaves
and my reviews are rave
So please don't act like you're remotely saved
Call me ACL, 'cause you're all my puppets
And also I really enjoyed the new movie version of The Muppets, fuck it.
*drops mic*