Where the heck is Guille's Theme in Smash Bros.?Read more >
Hello there. You may remember me from a Top Ten list of stages I wanted to see in the next Smash Bros. Looking back on that list, it wasn't very good, but, hey, one of the entries on the list was a New Super Mario Bros. U stage and look what happened! That's one down, nine to go! Because the list wasn't great, I'll be doing a polished, 100% amazing relatable list . . . (pause for effect) . . . OF THE TOP TEN STAGES I'D LIKE TO SEE IN THE NEWEST SMASH BROS. It will alternate between Wii U and 3DS (#10 will be Wii U, #9 will be 3DS, and so on). Please enjoy!
So I was playing Mario Kart 8 and there was a really cool track, first in the game, known as Mario Kart Stadium. And then I thought, "Hey, if Mario Kart can get it's own stadium, th…
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There are some cool alternate intros in Mario Kart 8. Like the one where Mario screams, "MARIO KART EIGHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" Or maybe . . .
Oh, Toad. Toad. I luv u Toad. Like a son. A pretty weird son, actually.
Come on. Tell me you didn't hear, "LUIGI'S GOT AIDS!" When Luigi screamed. Say it to my face in person. There's only one problem, though.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
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This is the Top Ten Reasons Why I (ME, as in NOT YOU, but I) think that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best Smash Bros. game. You can leave hate comments and all that, but it's MY opinion. Oh god. I'm going to regret this. Well, here we go . . .
No. 10 - Music
There has never been a greater soundtrack in a Smash Bros. game than the one in Brawl. I can finally listen to Super Mario Sunshine music while I fight! This is amazing! Not only that, but I spend half of all my time playing Brawl just listening to the music in the My Music mode. This music is amazing! It makes sense why the music is amazing. Any game that has Super Sonic Racing in it has music that is instantly amazing.
No. 9 - Stage Builder
The Stage Builder is good enough to be a whol…Read more >
You see a lot of people counting down their top picks for new characters. I WANT SHADOW! I WANT SPONGEBOB! I WANT GOKU! In avoidance of hate comments, I guess I'll be counting down my top picks for the top ten stages for the upcoming Smash Bros. game. I'll be counting down five for the Wii U and five for the 3DS. Without any more wasted time, let's start off with No. 10!
No. 10 - A stage from Bayonetta II (Wii U)
Although it is extremely unlikely to the extent where it may just be impossible, I want a stage out of the Bayonetta franchise, most preferably Bayonetta II, since it's a Wii U exclusive. I am not asking for anyone from the game to be a playable character in order for this to happen, because we got an Animal Crossing stage back in Bra…Read more >