Colonel Scrawling King

aka Jesús

  • I live in Venezuela
  • I was born on December 5
  • I am Male
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    Yo mates so today is 4/20 ahaha blaze it lol weed XD.

    Okay so the title and that first line already filled out the 4/20 joke quota for this blog, let's move onto the real meat and bones: Today is my wikiversary! I joined this hellhole aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll the way back in 2014 on this exact same day and I've been here ever since, even with a hiatus in between 2016 and 2017...

    So uh...Thanks guys, for everything that has-- Wait why in the hell am I thanking y'all I've been stuck here for 4 fucking years SOMEBODY HELP ME, THE GYPSY HAS ME CAPTI- AAA-

    so how abuot that 4 20 am  i rite snoop doooooggg hahahahahahaha

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    Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the very first installment of a maaaayybe potentially long-running series, give it up for...


    Thhhank you all! I'm your host, CSketch, only the C-iest of the Sketches! And today I want you all to participate in this show, because, that's right, THE AUDIENCE IS THE CONTESTANTS! ...or...are? That's a grammatically weird question, SKIP!

    Anyhow, this is how things will work 'round these neck o' the woods.

    • Each installment, which won't have a set schedule, will have me making up a prompt!
    • Then, anyone who wants to participate just says so in the comments and they make an article, it can be a game, show or movie, right here in this site that must abide by the rules given in the prompt.
    • After 17 days of th…
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    HAHAH! FOR ONCE I'M NOT LATE! I actually got the new info on time and I MADE THE BLOG ON IT! Ehem, anyways...

    This trailer shows off a new Pokémon revealed in the opening ceremony for the Pokémon World Championships along with the new english names for our lovely sand-castle ghost evolutionary line and pre-evo of our DESTRUCTIVE BEAR, Bewear. Here's the trailer: 

    • New pure Fighting-type Pokémon known as "Crabrawler" based on some sort of crab, as you can see it looks as if it has boxing gloves but its just claws. Its abilities are either Hyper Cutter or Iron Fist. The main site says: "Crabrawler has a personality that really hates to lose, and it’s driven not only to aim for a higher position than its fellows in terms of social standing, but …

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    Okay, so in NorthAmerica, the Pokemon GO field tests have revealed quite a bit, and this is the info that we know of so far based on the info obtained from these field tests, remember that the game is in beta and, of course, in field test stages so this info may be subject to change in the future.

    The first bit of info is quite interesting actually and while it may put some off I quite like it: Evolution. Now there are only 100 Pokemon in the field test but there are many more planned in the future, however, instead of fighting Pokemon to evolve them, you instead have to catch multiple Pokemon of the same species, that way you can accumulate Evolution Shards which you can then spend to fuse them all into their evolution.

    Now you may be wonde…

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    So at every moment you live, every second you breath, everytime a bird flaps his wings, something important is happening, that is undeniable, however, we as human beings sometimes do not focus on that but instead focus on bigger news and say those are important, and honestly, they truly are.

    Many important things are happening right now, aren't they? Politics are a thing, nature is slowly being polluted, crime rates are increasing.


    They say that when you take down a thing, that thing comes back even stronger, I have no idea what the fuck that thing is and i'm too lazy to look it up, but it is a thing, surely.

    Recently, there was a team of talented artists better than Leonardo DaVinci and his crew…

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