"Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate?! Chocolate?! CHOCOLAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!!"
This user likes spinning.
If you want to know more about me, I am Vonn Karma, named after the von Karma family from the Ace Attorney series of video games. You can also call me Vonn, Karma or Sir. Wright if you want, anything's fine by me.
As you can probably tell, i'm an avid gamer and i'll play a wide range of games, from Mario Party to Bioshock, basically i'll play anything I find enjoyable. My favourite genre of video games is platformers, but i'm always interested in new or different genres.
I am a guy living his crazy little life in Australia. Things I do include; tumbling (flips and stuff), playing video games and building my obsession for musicals.
“For some reason, the wiki background is an image of some kids petting a turtle and the front page is an advertisement for "Turtle Canyon". It seems that someone named Heartphilia (whom I think is a bot) is the culprit, and this person's page is just a single music video. What the heck's happening?”
“i have the first game OH AND GUESS WHAT I CLEAND IT OFF WITH WATER GUESS WHAT I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE IT WHEANT SNAP POW I THINE GOT IT OUT it was ruind OH AND STARTED TO CRY I CANT HELP IT I LOVE THE GAME SOOOO MUCH OH YA I LIKE SONIC MORE THAN MARIO IM A SONIC FAN”
Lumoshi said "There wa this one pic with Yoshi looking at Rosalina like dat ass"
And hen someone else said
"Rosalina X Yoshi OTP"
And then i said
"That would be very interesting with those wands and tongues"
And everyone fucking looked at me like i had killed a man
And then after a while Alice came and was like "Why is it so gross?"
And i was like "It's an innuendo"
And then she was like "What's an innuendo?" ADN EVERYONE FUCKING EXPLODED”
“and then unten slowly inserted the luigi amiibo into his quivering anus
a single tear cascaded down his flushed cheek, weeping for what he has become
when suddenly, rachel burst through the door!
he sat upright, preparing to explain himself to rachel, who stood there in shock and horror, until he felt a sharp rectal sting
the luigi amiibo was halfway inside of him, and his sitting up had pushed it all the way in, right up to the golden base!
as unten climaxed, he went into cardiac arrest and died moments later. the end.”
“the reason i need a boyfriend is so i can rap fergalicious and when i say "i'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness he's my witness" he can say the "wooooaahh" part because its hard to do that by myself and get straight back into the rapping”