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This Is Just Doom, Isn't It? is the first episode of RTAverse - Off The Rails. It was written by RTA fan ^(t∣b∣c) and first aired in May 2020.

Synopsis

After Mario D'Angelo is killed, the world falls into a state of uncertainty over how to defend against Naomi Richards and her army of demons until a group in San Francisco are suddenly thrust into the frontline of the battle. With no one knowing who they really are and the group having no idea why they're being thrust into battle, they begrudgingly accept their position and prepare to battle whatever is thrown their way.

Transcript

The episode opens with a shot of San Francisco before showing a woman walking down the street. She has a hockey stick on her back as she looks around her. A narrator then enters the scene.

Narrator: So, the past couple of years have been a wild fever dream. We've had a cyber-psycho dude from a thousand years in the future chased after a girl cause he wanted to turn her into some cyber-Jesus combat thing of perfection, then tried fighting the entire planet and some other plane of existence, then wimped out after a psychic-psycho chick over here almost killed him. Then she started losing it and now she's actually killed the I-guess-former cyber-psycho and now she's become the big bad around here with a big swarm of demons cause she's the daughter of Satan or something. It'd be better in execution if somebody had a consistent creative stream!

???: Hey!

A demon then appears in front of the woman as she walks down the road. The woman pulls her stick out with little hesitation and promptly kills the demon. She then walks a bit further and enters a building with a group of people crashed out, with beer bottles strewn all over the floor.

Narrator: And this is the crew that's being trusted with the future of the planet. We have Vicky Sykora the degenerate goddess, Tonya Harkless the gangster-turned superhero, Adam Wade the actor with heroic origins, LaShawna Hawk modern bard and Dave the mute dude. Then there's me. Yeo-Seong Park. Hockey player slash badass. We've been trusted with the fate of the planet and to be honest, none of us could give any less of a shit.

Yeo-Seong grabs a beer and chugs it before throwing the bottle on the floor, shattering it. She wakes the others up as they go to exit the building. As they open the door, Social Distortion's Ball and Chain kicks in and the group prepare for battle.

Yeo-Seong: (narrating) But just cause we don't care doesn't mean we aren't gonna try.

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 After Mario D'Angelo is killed, the world falls into a state of uncertainty over how to defend against Naomi Richards and her army of demons until a group in San Francisco are suddenly thrust into the frontline of the battle. With no one knowing who they really are and the group having no idea why they're being thrust into battle, they begrudgingly accept their position and prepare to battle whatever is thrown their way.
 ==Transcript==
+''The episode opens with a shot of San Francisco before showing a woman walking down the street. She has a hockey stick on her back as she looks around her. A narrator then enters the scene.''
-''Naomi Richards is seen standing over a bloodied, near-dead Mr. D'Angelo, pointing a shotgun at his head and having no mercy in her eyes. Terry Cunningham and Isabel Baráth run into the room.''
+:'''Narrator''': So, the past couple of years have been a wild fever dream. We've had a cyber-psycho dude from a thousand years in the future chased after a girl cause he wanted to turn her into some cyber-Jesus combat thing of perfection, then tried fighting the entire planet and some other plane of existence, then wimped out after a psychic-psycho chick over here almost killed him. Then she started losing it and now she's actually killed the I-guess-former cyber-psycho and now she's become the big bad around here with a big swarm of demons cause she's the daughter of Satan or something. It'd be better in execution if ''somebody'' had a consistent creative stream!
-:'''Isabel''': Naomi, wait!
+:'''???''': Hey!
-''Naomi fires a shot, promptly killing D'Angelo. Isabel looks defeated as Terry goes over to D'Angelo's body.''
+''A demon then appears in front of the woman as she walks down the road. The woman pulls her stick out with little hesitation and promptly kills the demon. She then walks a bit further and enters a building with a group of people crashed out, with beer bottles strewn all over the floor.''
-:'''Terry''': That's how he's going out? Really? Villain for three years, good guy for two and that's his big farewell?
+:'''Narrator''': And this is the crew that's being trusted with the future of the planet. We have Vicky Sykora the degenerate goddess, Tonya Harkless the gangster-turned superhero, Adam Wade the actor with heroic origins, LaShawna Hawk modern bard and Dave the mute dude. Then there's me. Yeo-Seong Park. Hockey player slash badass. We've been trusted with the fate of the planet and to be honest, none of us could give any less of a shit.
-''Isabel looks at Terry, seemingly unamused.''
+''Yeo-Seong grabs a beer and chugs it before throwing the bottle on the floor, shattering it. She wakes the others up as they go to exit the building. As they open the door, Social Distortion's Ball and Chain kicks in and the group prepare for battle.''
-:'''Terry''': I'm just saying! It's a bit anticlimactic given everything that's happened. I was expecting something more dramatic.
+:'''Yeo-Seong''': (narrating) But just cause we don't care doesn't mean we aren't gonna try.
-''Naomi then teleports out of the building, as the two then hear an demonic laugh.''
-:'''Terry''': Well... at least we have a new villain in his place.
-:'''Isabel''': We can't do anything about Naomi. She knows us too well. The guys in L.A. dont know her well enough but she knows of what they've done.
-''Terry sighs.''
-:'''Terry''': Then who the fuck's taking care of her?
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-''A shot of San Francisco is shown as a mostly empty bar is then shown. A man is seen waking up in an alley surrounded by beer bottles as he notices a woman crashed out in a trash can. The man looks over her as she suddenly wakes up and punches him in the face. The man reels back and covers his now-bleeding nose as the woman gets out of the can.''
-:'''Woman''': Who the fuck are you?!
-''The man remains silent.''
-:'''Woman''': Do you want the shit beaten out of you?
-''The man takes an ID out of his pocket and shows it to the woman.''
-:'''Woman''': Davis Davis... how about I just call you Dave instead?
-''Dave nods.''
-:'''Woman''': Right. Vicky Sykora, nice to-
-''The two are then suddenly knocked out as they regain consciousness in an office building, with Terry and Isabel in front of them and four other people sitting next to them.''
-:'''Vicky''': What the ''fuck'' was that for or about?!
-''Dave shrugs as Isabel steps forward.''
-:'''Isabel''': Look, I know the way we brought you here wasn't pretty-
-:'''Person #1''': Wasn't pretty? You knocked us out and kidnapped us, you fucking dick!
-:'''Isabel''': Park, pipe down-
-''Park then pulls out a hockey stick and points the top end of it at Isabel.''
-:'''Isabel''': A hockey stick isn't going to do anything at range...
-''Park cocks the hockey stick like a shotgun.''
-:'''Park''': You wanna take a chance on that?
-''Isabel stammers before getting back on topic.''
-:'''Isabel''': Right. So, I assume you're familiar with Naomi Richards? Person who formed F.A.N.T.?
-:'''Park''': Yeah, she fucked up a hockey tournament I went to.
-:'''Person #2''': She ruined my first major movie...
-:'''Vicky''': I'm a goddess, of course I have!
-:'''Everyone but Dave''': Wait, what?
-''Dave looks at Vicky with a look of confusion.''
-:'''Vicky''': What?
-:'''Terry''': Where were you when Naomi was going mad?
-:'''Vicky''': Getting drunk, probably.
-:'''Person #3''': Since when's a god had a sense of fun?
-:'''Vicky''': Since I stopped trying to be a god.
-''Everyone looks at Vicky, confused, before Isabel just shakes her head.''
-:'''Isabel''': Anyway, it's best you all introduce yourselves to each other now cause you're gonna be working together.
-:'''Park''': Can you stop with the bombshells already, fucking hell!
-''Terry and Isabel then suddenly leave the room as the six are left alone.''
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-''Following Terry and Isabel's sudden departure, Park sighs as she turns to the rest.''
-:'''Park''': I'm Yeo-Seong Park. Hockey player turned badass.
-:'''Vicky''': The fact that you call yourself a badass sounds like overselling.
-''Yeo-Seong points her hockey stick at Vicky.''
-:'''Vicky''': That's not going to do shit.
-''Yeo-Seong mutters to herself as she puts the stick on her back.''
-:'''Person #2''': Adam Wade. The latest Adam Wade to be an Adam Wade that doesn't do Adam Wade things.
-:'''Vicky''': Adam Wade things?
-:'''Adam Wade''': My family's got a history of naming their sons Adam Wade and hoping they become big honorable heroes.
-:'''Vicky''': And did you?
-:'''Adam Wade''': No, I became an actor.
-:'''Vicky''': How the hell do you go from heroic legacy to actor??
-'''Adam Wade''': Birdemic.
-''Everyone raises their eyebrows at Adam Wade as another person steps up.''
-:'''Person #3''': Tonya Harkless. Used to gang bang-
-''Everyone looks at Tonya.''
-:'''Tonya''': Gang shit, you perverts! I used to run gangs and shit! I'm a superhero now. Got fire powers and all that.
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': So you became a superhero just cause you had superpowers?
-:'''Tonya''': That's the gist of it, yeah.
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': ...Right.
-:'''Person #4''': LaShawna Hawk, global rock star. I'm stuck here cause of "demonic activity" on the runway at the airport. Most bullshit thing I've ever heard. I should be back in Toronto by now.
-:'''Vicky''': And I'm Vicky Sykora. Lazy degenerate goddess.
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': Who's the dude that hasnt opened his mouth once?
-''Everyone looks towards Dave.''
-:'''Vicky''': Dave.
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': Does he... talk at all?
-:'''Vicky''': I don't know, I met him in an alley before we all got kidnapped!
-''Yeo-Seong sighs.''
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': If it worked for Hardcore Henry, it can work for him, I guess.
-''The group leaves the room as they exit the building and are met by a swarm of demons, led by Naomi. Yeo-Seong takes her stick of her back and sighs.''
-:'''Yeo-Seong''': This is just Doom, isn't it?
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-*Yeo-Seong makes a reference to Hardcore Henry, a movie in which the main protagonist is entirely silent.
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