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The amazing Super Mario is now on a amazing adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom where he will teach not only you but everyone on the Mushroom Kingdom how to fucking cook.
- Play through 100 different levels having in total 8 different worlds, Mushroom Plains where you can fucking cook with mushrooms and plants, Meat Caves where you murder innocent creatures and fucking cook their meat, Slippery Fruits a frozen world said to have fruits dinossaurs and mystical fruit creatures, Soup Hot Volcanos one hot place full of soup and soup ingredients one great place to fucking cook and be warm, Pie Clouds who fucking knew that above us there would exist different types of pies ready to be fucking cooked, Pizza Mines fucking cook and mine different types of Pizza a great place to be for sure, Big Sea the perfect place for sea food time to fucking cook Cheep Cheeps and different sea creatures, and for the end visit the Food Space and kill the legendarys Mystic Food Dragons to get the best meat ever made in this universe.
-Fucking cook with the Super Mario Brothers and others playable characters having in total 7 playable characters those being, Kirby the prince from Planet Popstar, Link the Hyrule warrior, Donkey Kong one old rival of Mario, Pac-Man the eater of souls, Sonic The Hedgehog one fast blue hedgehog that lives in Green Hill Zone, so many characters to fucking cook with and each of them with different abilities and skills.
-Collect coins with the Mario Brothers and friends to buy cooking tools and help Mario with his restaurant, use those tools to cook your food in a easy simple way of course challenge still exist and you still need to kill your opponents and collect food but don't worry with the hard things after all mario will teach you how to fucking cook.
-Collect powerups and powerup your way through the levels and kitchen with powerups like, Fire Flower after all nothing better than burn your enemies and have some good heat in the kitchen, Feather one of the best tools if you want to fly around and explore the areas after all killing the enemies is not the only thing you must also find the ingredients to fucking cook, Ice Flower one great tool to freeze food fast and the enemies things getting cold, Mini Shroom sometimes is better to explore places in a more tiny size and ants get good food even with their sizes so why can't you, Hammer Suit a great tool to smash hard food and to smash your enemies to piece they will not even see from where the hammers are coming from, Penguin Suit perfect to survive the cold lands AND freeze your food plus enemies to death.
-If you get the game early you can get a free & Knuckles DLC and Funky Mode DLC, & Knuckles is one of the best dlcs because you can play with everyone favorite Knuckles The Echidna use his glide to explore areas easily, climb your way to the food, dig to find depth food or use it to crush your enemies, but the best of course punch the enemies with this echidna super force and destroy them, meanwhile you can use your Funky Mode to turn the game extra funky and cool all of that for free if you get the game early, after 2 weeks of the game release you must buy each of those DLCS for 5 american dollars each.
Of course Mario will not only teach you how to fucking cook and go through a adventure he will also make his own restaurant, and fight other restaurants you can't be good a cooker without a competition, join the great cooking tournament and fight rivals all around the world and other franchises to get the legendaryYou Fucking Cook Trophy, whoevers your rivals also want it like for example evil Ganondorf and his restaurant the BurgerDorfs or Bowser and his Hot Meat restaurant.
