"The other day, this guy told me to go fuck my self. guess what, I can".
Slavio Mario - Slavio is Mario's 2nd counsin that lives in the UGSSR.
Appearance[]
Slavio has blondish brown hair with a mustach. Wears a purple hat, purple overalls, and a while long-sleeved shirt with gloves. He has a blank stare, due to shell shock from the Mushroom-Soviet war.
Personality[]
He is a stubborn but humble person. He stutters because he has minor flash backs from the Mushroom-Soviet war. He is very loyal to his mother land (UGSSR). Suffers from flash backs occasionally.
Background[]
Was born in Reurod, UGSSR. He was raised by an italian immigrant and a Goombashian soldier. He also had a brother named Tsuigi , the opposed the Goombashian views. When he was 18, he signed into the UGSSR military.
He was automatically put in secret battles between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Union of Goomba Socalist Soviet Republic. After 4 years of active duty, he was promoted to Sargent Major. He has approximally killed 100+ toads. He later was exempted after 15 years of service because he attacked a general and is considered mentally violent and unstable. He lives in a bunker, on the UGSSR border that is next to the Mushroom Kingdom. He keeps an AK-74 and a crowbar right next to him at all times. He takes anti-depressants and vodka daily. Somehow he's not dead.