Changes: New Super Hotel Mario U Deluxe

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New Super Hotel Mario U Deluxe is a remake of everyone's favorite Mario game, Hotel Mario. The game costs your allowance and the deed to your soul. The game released for Nintendo Switch on July 32nd, 2020. It was created by Lock but who cares.

Plot

Mario and Red Mario are going to the princess for a picnic when Red Plumber reads a note saying the princess has been caputred by Bowser. They find the Wood Door Hysteria Hotel and run in and stuff. They beat Morton and he runs off like a fucking coward.

Gameplay

the game allows you to play as Plumber Red or Plumber green as you traverse the hotels. the hotels themselves require you to close the doors on each floor to beat the levels. Each floor has a powerup box so you get a powerup like a red shell, blue shell, banana peel and the carton of milk my dad said he'd get 10 years ago.

Each hotel has like 8 floors or something (i don't know i forgot) and the 8th floor has a boss where you have to close all the doors before he kills you or something.

Characters

Playable

Character	Description
Hotel Mario	The main character. he can close doors.
Hotel Luigi	Secondary character. Also closes doors.

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