Jake's Super Smash Bros./Palutena's Guidance/G-L

Ganondorf

Palutena:	Be careful, Pit! Though he may not be a god, the piece of the Triforce he holds gives him strength that rivals even the likes of... Pyrrhon.
Pit:	That... doesn't sound so bad.
Viridi:	The important part isn't that he's as strong as Pyrrhon, it's that he's extremely powerful.
Palutena:	The Triforce of Power he wields allows him to transform his body into that of a shadowy beast's. He particularly makes use of this ability to power up his punches immensely.
ViridiWhen the Triforce of Power came to him before his execution, he used its power to kill a Sage and steal their weapon.:	-TBA-
Viridi:	The damage he deals releases darkness, which he channels through this sword. When he's at full power, he'll perform a quick Spin Attack!
Pit:	This shouldn't be too hard...

Ike

Mist:	You can do it brother!
Pit:	Wait, who are you?
Mist:	Oh, you're the one my brother's fighting, right? My name's Mist. It's a pleasure to meet you!
Mist:	My brother's pretty strong, but I do hope you don't hurt him too much. He can be a little odd sometimes.
Pit:	Lady Palutena, it doesn't feel right fighting Ike with his sister watching. I don't know if I can do this.
Viridi:	Pit is willingly going to forfeit a match?
Viridi:	What will Lady Palutena think of Skyworld's hero? He doesn't wish to fight a mighty warrior just because his sister's watching?
Pit:	I... I just don't want to make her sad!
Mist:	Please, don't mind me. I've never gotten to see my brother fight at his full strength before. He always keeps watch over me in battle, so he's always distracted whenever I've seen him in battle.
Pit:	Wait, so you WANT to see me fight Ike?
Pit:	Bring it on, then! It'll be like fighting Magnus!

King K. Rool

Pit:	Oh no, it's... it's... King K. Rool!
Palutena:	Shhh. Quiet down! You shouldn't talk about K. Rool so loudly.
Pit:	What? Why shouldn't I mention K. Roo-
Viridi:	Viridi
Pit:	Oh.
Viridi:	K. Rool's the leader of the Kremling Krew, and they're NOTORIOUS for polluting every environment they come across.
Viridi:	They've built factories around Donkey Kong Island and just let them there. And don't even get me started on the mess they've made with Crocodile Isle.
Viridi:	That's not even the half of it! He's carrying around a blunderbuss and a gasoline-powered helicopter pack.
Viridi:	Do you know how many of his cannonballs I've had to clean up? Can you believe he just leaves them laying around?!

Kritter

Pit:	This is a Kritter, right?
Palutena:	Yes. The Kritters are the most common member of K. Rool's Kremling Krew, and he sends them out whenever he tried to take over Donkey Kong's island home.
Viridi:	Actually they only appeared in the first Donkey Kong Country.
Pit:	I wonder what they've been up to lately. It's been, what, over ten years since the last time K. Rool fought DK?
Palutena:	I believe the last time K. Rool deployed Kremlings was... for baseball, right?
Viridi:	I've actually employed a lot of the Kremling Krew. I've got them cleaning up Crocodile Isle after it topped the List of Most-Polluted Vacation Spots.
Viridi:	The Rock Krocs have also been teaching Cragalanche some new tricks too, so he'll be ready for the next fight, Pit!
Pit:	Oh yeah? I'm looking forward to fighting that monster truck again!

Luigi

Viridi:	Oh look, it's Green Mario.
Pit:	Hey now, don't put down Luigi like that!
Palutena:	Luigi may look like Mario, but that doesn't mean they fight the same.
Pit:	Yeah! He doesn't even share any of his brother's special moves!
Viridi:	Right, right... He can throw balls of electricity instead of fire, and his traction is far lower.
Palutena:	Luigi's also come equipped with the Poltergust 5000. Though its primary use is to suck up ghosts, he uses it to fly around.
Pit:	It's actually really painful.
Palutena:	When his Final Smash is ready, stay back: he'll release the giant Boolossus to wreak havoc on you!