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Super Smash Bros. Kerfuffled is an Action Adventure Fighting Dating Sim game developed by Sora ltd, Bandai Namco, and Nintendo. Released in 2023, Sakurai decided to take the time to make a new engine along with bringing every fighter in Smash Bros. Ultimate back because he thought it was a neat idea at the time.
It's Mario, but as a Doctor. Fun Fact: Mario is an unlicensed doctor. He's also not an Echo Fighter
Yoshi
Neutral B: Egg Lay
Side B: Egg Roll
Up B: Egg Toss
Down B: Ground Pound
Final Smash: Yoshi but with wings
He committed tax fraud, so be on the lookout for him. If you see this dinosaur, please report him to your local police
Geno
Neutral B: Geno Beam
Side B: Geno Whirl
Up B: Geno Boost
Down B: Geno Blast
Final Smash: Geno Flash
The character that everybody has been asking for since Brawl. No, he's not a MegaMan clone. Shut up
Bowser Jr
Neutral B: Flash Canon
Side B: Clown Kart Dash
Up B: Abandon Ship
Down B: Mechakoopa
Final Smash: Shadow Mario Paint
Bowser Jr's alts are the Koopalings. Not sure how they can turn into Shadow Mario just go with it.
Rosalina & Luma
Neutral B: Luma shot
Side B: Star Bits
Up B: Launch Star
Down B: Gravitational Pull
Final Smash: That one star that literally does nothing
Annoying piece of shit to go up against sometimes
Wario
Neutral B: Chomp
Side B: Wario Bike
Up B: Corkscrew
Down B: Disrespectful Fart
Final Smash: Wario Man Violates You
Fat Mario. Runs a game company(?)
Waluigi
Neutral B: Wah
Side B: Tennis Racket
Up B: How the fuck does he SWIM through the AIR?
Down B: Some plant shit idk
Final Smash: Waluigi HaWAHsses Sakurai
I put him in the game you can all shut up now
Mona
Neutral B: Throw whatever is in your pocket like a pizza or something smh
Side B: Moped Rush
Up B: Rope
Down B: Summon some pets
Final Smash: Rock Out
Why do people ship her with Wario this is not okay
Yes
Neutral B: Holy
Side B: Shit
Up B: What
Down B: The
Final Smash: FUCK
Sakurai does some crazy shit sometimes its wacky
Konkey Dong
Neutral B: Charge Punch
Side B: That one move where he should have his skull cracked open
Up B: Kong Spin
Down B: Kong Slap
Final Smash: Jojo Reference
Donkey Dong is a very strong ape. If you know Mario, and if you know Bowser, you should know him. He's the first member of the D.K. Crew!
Kiddy Dong
Neutral B: He can fire in spurts with his Coconut Gun
Side B: Whatever he's doing it does not look okay someone send the police
Up B: He can fly real high with his Jetpack on
Down B: ZeRo's favorite move
Final Smash: Kremlins Beware cuz he's after you
Diddy please don't do the side B on female characters
Kixie Dong
Neutral B: Hair whip
Side B: Literally the same as Diddy but less scary
Up B: Hair whirl
Down B: ZeRo's favorite move again
Final Smash: Kiddy Kong makes an appearance. Remember him?
Semi-clone. Now shut up
King K. Rool
Neutral B: Throw that crown
Side B: Canon
Up B: Copter thing from DCK3
Down B: Belly Counter
Final Smash: Bigger Canon that blows u a fuckin island
You asked for him, you got him. Update: CROC DADDY IS IN BOIS
Dankey Long
Neutral B: Hand Slap
Side B: Stretches Himself just for you
Up B: Inflates himself like a balloon
Down B: Kong Slap
Final Smash: This Crazy Kong just digs this tune. HUH!
He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a Funny Face.
Link
Neutral B: Arrows
Side B: Boomerang
Up B: Spin Attack
Down B: Bombs
Final Smash: Ancient Arrows
The other Links died in a car accident except for Toon and Young
Zelda
Neutral B: Nayru's Love
Side B: Din's Fire
Up B: Farore's Wind
Down B: That one Phantom
Final Smash: Trikouhou
Zelda's still low tier lol
Sheik
Neutral B: Needle
Side B: Burst Grenade
Up B: Vanish
Down B: Bouncing Fish
Final Smash: Light Arrow
ZeRo's main before Cloud
Chadendorf
Neutral B: Warlock Punch
Side B: He crushes your skull
Up B: Weak ass recovery
Down B: Warlock Kick
Final Smash: Beast Ganon
Real chad
Young Link
Neutral B: Fire Arrows
Side B: Boomerang
Up B: Spin Attack
Down B: Bombs
Final Smash: Triforce Slash
The remains of Link
Toon Link
Neutral B: Arrows
Side B: Boomerang
Up B: Spin Attack
Down B: Bombs
Final Smash: Triforce Slash
I literally just copy and pasted Link's moveset.
Vaati
Neutral B: Cursed Sphere
Side B: Ground Shock
Up B: Rising Cyclone
Down B: Reflector
Final Smash: Vaati Reborn
I mean he looks cool. Why not?
Lana
Neutral B: Fuckin' Tree
Side B: Deku Stick throw
Up B: Cuckoo flight. Shut up I know they can't fly but still
Down B: Summon that Cuckoo item
Final Smash: Probably something from HW idk
She's a cutie I love her
Samus
Neutral B: Charge shot
Side B: Missile
Up B: Screw Attack
Down B: Bomb
Final Smash: Zero Laser
I think it's a she. Not really sure.
Zero Suit Samus
Neutral B: Paralyze shot
Side B: Whip
Up B: High Jump Kick is a Pokémon Move
Down B: Flip. How does she land without breaker her legs? Especially with High Heels
Final Smash: Goes into her Gunship and shoots people
Mei-Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
RIDLEY
Neutral B: Fire Spit
Side B: The most brutal looking move in the game
Up B: Fire Fox
Down B: 59% what the fuck Sakurai
Final Smash: Shows how he's too big for this game
Takes up 4 character slots
Dark Samus
Neutral B: Charge shot
Side B: Missile
Up B: Screw Attack
Down B: Bomb
Final Smash: Phazon Laser
Is it a girl?
Kirby
Neutral B: S U C C
Side B: Hammer
Up B: Cutter
Down B: Stone or some shit
Final Smash: Hypercutter
He's a fucking demon
Meta Knight
Neutral B: Tornado
Side B: That one attack he does
Up B: Brawl's Up B
Down B: Teleport
Final Smash: Galaxia Darkness
He was really broken in Brawl. Now that his Brawl up B is back he's top tier again. I mean he still loses to Bayo so lol
King Dedede
Neutral B: M E G A S U C C
Side B: Gordo Throw
Up B: Dedede Jump
Down B: Gonna clobber ya
Final Smash: Mask Dedede
HE DON'T SCARE ME NONE
Bandana Dee
Neutral B: Some stick stab
Side B: Spear Throw
Up B: Bandanacopter
Down B: I literally don't know
Final Smash: Waddle Dee Hoard
People want another Kirby rep but Sakurai doesn't want to think of anything past Air Ride. Do you think he's a Kirby Elitist?
Fox
Neutral B: Blaster
Side B: Fox Illusion
Up B: Fire Fox
Down B: Reflector
Final Smash: Arwing attack
He's off his game
Falco
Neutral B: Blaster
Side B: Bird Illusion
Up B: Fire Bird
Down B: Reflector
Final Smash: Arwing attack
Better luck next time
Wolf
Neutral B: Blaster
Side B: Wolf Illusion
Up B: Fire Wolf
Down B: Reflector
Final Smash: Wolfen attack
Literally what is up with these movesets for Star Fox characters being copy+paste
Melee Fox
Neutral B: Blaster
Side B: Fox Illusion
Up B: FAIAAH
Down B: Blip
Final Smash: Giant Multishine
Still can't beat Bayo lol
Pikachu
Neutral B: Thunder Jolt
Side B: Skull Bash
Up B: Quick Attack
Down B: Thunder
Final Smash: Volt Tackle
If you know Nintendo, you know who this is
Jigglypuff
Neutral B: Pound Lenny Face
Side B: Rollout
Up B: Sing
Down B: Rest
Final Smash: Jigglypuff but big
She gets OHKO'd when her shield breaks, just like how you pop a balloon it pops. Jigglypuff is the Balloon Pokémon. Get it? I'm not funny.
Pichu
Neutral B: Thunder Jolt
Side B: Skull Bash
Up B: Quick Attack
Down B: Thunder
Final Smash: Volt Tackle
You ever wanted Pikachu to hurt himself? No? Well have fun you masochistic frick
Mewtwo
Neutral B: Shadow Ball
Side B: Confusion
Up B: Teleport
Down B: Disable
Final Smash: Psystrike
Etika's favorite Pokemon
Lucario
Neutral B: Aura Sphere
Side B: Force Palm
Up B: EXTREME SPEED
Down B: Counter on a Pokémon
Final Smash: Kamehameha wave
Literally Goku
Pokemon Trainer
Neutral B: S: Water Gun, I: Bullet Seed, C: Flamethrower
Side B: S: Withdraw, I: Razor Leaf, C: Flare Blitz
Up B: S: Surf, I: Vine Ship, C: Fly
Down B: Pokémon Change
Final Smash: Triple Finish
If you didn't know, S stands for Squirtle, I stands for Ivysaur, and C stands for Charizard. Please understand.
GreniBBa
Neutral B: Water Shuriken
Side B: Shadow Sneak
Up B: Hydro Pump
Down B: Substitute
Final Smash: Secret NiBBA Attack
Best starter from XY and that's also his tongue
Decidueye
Neutral B: Leaf Blade
Side B: Leaf Storm
Up B: Spirit Shackle
Down B: Ominous Wind
Final Smash: Decidium Z
Literally the only Gen 7 starter to fit Smash. Also an excuse to put a Pokémon from the new Gen.
Incineroar
Neutral B: T pose spin
Side B: Wrestler move I forgot
Up B: It sucks ass but looks neat
Down B: Revenge
Final Smash: His Z move or whatever its called
Furry bait
Captain Falcon
Neutral B: Falcon Punch
Side B: Raptor Boost
Up B: Falcon Dive
Down B: Falcon Kick
Final Smash: Blue Falcon
The Legend. The man himself.
Ness
Neutral B: PK Flash
Side B: PK Fire
Up B: PK Thunder
Down B: PSI Magnet
Final Smash: PK Starstorm
The boy that you had no idea who he was from in 64 but he seemed neat. Is also Sans.
Lucas
Neutral B: PK Freeze
Side B: PK Fire
Up B: PK Thunder
Down B: PSI Magnet
Final Smash: PK Starstorm
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The Last Thing You'd Want In Your Burger King Burger Is Someone's Foot Fungus. However, That Might Be What You Get.
Ninten
Neutral B: PK Beam
Side B: PK Fire
Up B: PK Thunder
Down B: PSI Magnet
Final Smash: PK Starstorm
Ninten's cool I hope he gets in Ultimate
Ice Climbers
Neutral B: That Ice thing
Side B: Spinny thing
Up B: Sacrifice your lover/sister/friend
Down B: How does one shoot ice out of their hand
Final Smash: How does one summon a literal mountain
I'm glad they're back
Mr. Game & Watch
Neutral B: Chef
Side B: Judge
Up B: Fire Fighter thing
Down B: Death Bucket
Final Smash: Hentai
He's flat. How is Dr. Mario checking his heart again?
Marth
Neutral B: Shield Breaker
Side B: Dancing Blade
Up B: Dolphin Slash
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: OHKO
Remember when you first saw him and thought, "Who the fuck?"
Tiki
Neutral B: Ice Breath
Side B: Dragon Claw
Up B: Rising Flame
Down B: Dragon Rage
Final Smash: Becomes the monster she is in her games
Only because I like her a lot and she is very cute
Leif
Neutral B: Light Sphere Magic Thing
Side B: Astra
Up B: Shining Cut
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Better looking Crit than Marth
Leif would be cool okay this is not my Fire Emblem bias running around
Our Boy
Neutral B: Flare Blade
Side B: Double Edge Dance
Up B: Blazer
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Critical Hit
He's our boy, but again, who?
Ephraim
Neutral B: Siegmund Stab
Side B: Javelin Throw
Up B: Ephraimcopter
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: He's on a horse
Oh look another fucking Fire Emblem character. Hey at least he's not a sword user
We Like Him
Neutral B: Eruption Lenny
Side B: Quick Draw
Up B: Aether
Down B: Counter what the fuck is up with Fire Emblem characters all having counter
Final Smash: Great Aether
We like him so I mean sure
Robin
Neutral B: Thoron
Side B: Arcfire
Up B: Elwind
Down B: Nosferatu
Final Smash: Deconfirms Chrom
He uses magic I guess. He will tip the scales.
Lucina
Neutral B: Luna
Side B: That one move where she spins around in that one cutscene
Up B: Dolphin Slash
Down B: Pass (Fancy word for counter)
Final Smash: Critical Hit
Hey at least I try to declone her. Chrom will get his chance another day.
Chrom
Neutral B: I'd actually like it to be Melee Marth's Neutral B
Side B: Double-Edge Dance
Up B: Some Aether thing?
Down B: COUNTER
Final Smash: ANYTHIGN CAN CHANCE! AETHER!
He got his chance today. It's okay because Matt Mercer.
Corrin
Neutral B: Dragon Fang Shot or something
Side B: Dragon Lunge
Up B: Rayquaza's Move
Down B: Cheap Counter
Final Smash: No
Sakurai cut Male Corrin because he doesn't need to exist
Alm
Neutral B: Double Lion
Side B: Windsweep
Up B: Sword Jump or whatever
Down B: Something that is not a counter
Final Smash: Shield Drop
I will stop with the Fire Emblem characters now
Pit
Neutral B: Palutena's Bow
Side B: Upperdash Arm
Up B: Power of Flight
Down B: Guardian Orbitars
Final Smash: Lightning Chariot
Pit is precious
Palutena
Neutral B: Autoreticle
Side B: Explosive Flame
Up B: Jump Glide
Down B: Counter/Reflect Barrier
Final Smash: Black Hole & Mega Laser
Her side taunt tho
Dark Pit
Neutral B: Silver Arrow
Side B: Electroshock Arm
Up B: Power of Flight
Down B: Boom Orbitars
Pit but more edgy and cool plus has a very unique name
EYY WADDUP MA DUDES ITS YA BOI R.O.B.
Neutral B: Robo Beam
Side B: Arm Rotor
Up B: Robo Burner
Down B: Gyro
Final Smash: Diffusion Beam
He's a happy robot
Olimar
Neutral B: Summon Pikmin out of their own will
Side B: Throw your Pikmin to their potential death
Up B: Have Winged Pikmin carry you around and break their arms
Down B: "Okay you can stop now get over here"
Final Smash: GTFO
Hey at least the Pikmin are okay dying for Olimar. That's true dedication.
Mass Murderer
Neutral B: Pocket
Side B: Lloid Rocket
Up B: Balloon Fighter Deconfirmed
Down B: Plant a tree
Final Smash: Death
Get away from him and call the police ASAP
Isabelle
Neutral B: Pocket
Side B: Fishing Rod
Up B: She rides on a balloon
Down B: Plant a fucking rocket
Final Smash: Builds a town hall
You wouldn't hit a cute dog would you?
WII FIT TRAINER
Neutral B: Hamon charge
Side B: Volley Ball or Soccer ball or somthn
Up B: Hoola Hoop
Down B: IF SHE BREATH, SHE A THOT
Final Smash: How??
Let's stretch out legs lenny
Little Mac
Neutral B: Fire Punch or something/K.O. Punch
Side B doesn't freefall anymore rejoice
Up B: Sakurai please buff
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Giga Mac
He ain't no air fighter
Shulk
Neutral B: Monado Arts
Side B: BACKSLASH
Up B: AIRSLASH
Down B: A VISION
Final Smash: DUNBAN! RIKI! LETS GO!
He's really feeling it. He's feeling that this roster is too big and Sakurai should stop, but he's gonna keep going.
Rex & Pyra/Mythra
Neutral B: Ray of Punishment
Side B: Blazing End
Up B: Lightning Buster
Down B: Anchor Shot
Pyra and Mythra are both very "interesting" characters. Also XC2 > XCX
Duck Hunt
Neutral B: Trick Shot
Side Be: Clay Shooting
Up B: Duck Jump Snag
Down B: Wild Gunman
Final Smash: NES Zapper Posse
Remember the ESRB leak and you thought "This is definitely fake"
Inkling
Neutral B: Splattershot
Side B: Splat Roller
Up B: Super Jump
Down B: Splat Bomb
Final Smash: Killer Whail
They look really fun to play as actually
Isaac
Neutral B: Move?/Pound/Push
Side B: Gaia
Up B: Plant Diver
Down B: Ragnarok
Final Smash: One of the summons
The dream is dead
Briefcase
Ayumi Tachibana
Neutral B: Evidence meter that powers up moves
Side B: Throw a briefcase that should probably hurt really bad
Up B: Something original
Down B: Flashlight
Final Smash: Something from her games I'll have to look it up
I tried to make it original
Spring Man
Neutral B: Arm Change
Side B: Arm Punch
Up B: Arm Jump
Down B: Something revolving using his Arms
Final Smash: Another Jojo Reference
I wanted to put Min Min
Reporter Girl
Neutral B: Wubbadubbadub
Side B: Is that true?
Up B: Wrestler lifts up the Reporter
Down B: Microphone screech
Final Smash: Woah, you go big guy!
I'd put the Chorus Kids in here but the Reporter is cuter
Quick Draw Cowboy
Neutral B: Quick Draw
Side B: Hat throw
Up B: Joycon Jetpack
Down B: H D R U M B L E
Final Smash: 1, 2, Switch!
Yes
Satoru Iwata
Neutral B: ORAORAORAORA
Side B: Iwata Missile
Up B: Hurricane Kick Jump
Down B: Recover
Final Smash: Sends a K.O. Directly to you
The only true Bayo counter. Rest in peace my dude.
Miyamoto-San
Neutral B: Beam shot
Side B: Shield Throw
Up B: Winged Pikmin
Down B: Reflect
Final Smash: HORAHORAHORAHORA
Pikmin is the next Mario apparently
Reggie Fils-Aime
Neutral B: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Side B: Downward Punch Cut
Up B: Screw Attack
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Reggienator
He's the Regginator
Pac-Man
Neutral B: Bonus Fruit
Side B: Power Pellet
Up B: Pac-Jump
Down B: Fire Hydrant
Final Smash: Super Pac-Man
You've got Pac-Fever
Mega Man
Neutral B: Metal Blade
Side B: Crash Bomber
Up B: Rush Coil
Down B: Leaf Shield
Final Smash: SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT DECONFIRMS EVERY OTHER MEGAMAN + PROTOMAN & BASS
Remember back when he first got announced and everyone was freaking out
Zero, not to be confused by ZeRo
Neutral B: Zero Buster
Side B: Hadanjeki
Up B: Ryuenjin
Down B: Raikousun
Final Smash: Rekkoha
Spoiler Alert: He's made by Wily. But you already know that.
Snake
Neutral B: Hand Grenade
Side B: Remote Missile
Up B: Cypher
Down B: C4
Final Smash: Grenade Launcher
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Revolver Oshawott
Neutral B: Bang Bang
Side B: You're pretty good
Up B: Plain name...but I won't forget it.
Down B: This bitch is wearing perfume!
Final Smash: I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea and Chad.
Revolver Oshawott
Ryu
Neutral B: HADOKEN
Side B: Okay, say it slowly. Tatsumaki Senpukyaku
Up B: SURE YOU CAN
Down B: Focus Attack
Final Smash: shin SHORYUKEN/shin HADOKEN
He's Ryu. From Streets.
Ken
Neutral B: HADOKEN
Side B: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku but Multi-Hit
Up B: Sure you Ken
Down B: Focus Attack
Final Smash: The most badass looking final Smash/Fire uppercut
I DID IT
Simon Belmont
Neutral B: Axe
Side B: Cross
Up B: Uppercut
Down B: Holy Water
Final Smash: Grand Cross
I'll be damned if he gets in Ultimate. Update: I am damned
Richter Belmont
Neutral B: Axe
Side B: Cross
Up B: Uppercut
Down B: Holy Water
Final Smash: Grand Cross
DIE MONSTER. YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD.
Sonic
Neutral B: Sonic turns into a ball
Side B: Sonic turns into a ball
Up B: He doesn't turn into a ball
Down B: Sonic turns into a fucking ball
Final Smash: Super Sonic
He's a hedgehog I guess. Remember back in the 90's when your playground had fights over which console was batter?
Knight Sonic
Neutral B: He turns into a ball and hits you with his sword
Side B: He turns into a ball and hits you with his sword
Up B: He uses a Bounce Pad
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Super Sonic
Remember that game? Well it's a Fire Emblem game now. Thanks Sakurai
Randal
Neutral B: Blade Beam
Side B: Cross Blade
Up B: Climhazzard
Down B: No
Final Smash: Omnislash
The one character EVERYBODY thought wouldn't get in but actually did. The meme is real. Also Up Air spam.
White Mage
Neutral B: Paralyze
Side B: Addle
Up B: Invisible
Down B: Cura II
Final Smash: Holy II
I want her back in the sports games
Sakurai should nerf
Neutral B: Bullet Climax
Side B: Heel Slide
Up B: no
Down B: Witch Time
Final Smash: Infernal Climax
Jump Up B Jump Up B
Arle
Neutral B: Ice Storm
Side B: Fire
Up B: Lightning
Down B: Diacute
Final Smash: Bayoen
I suck at Puyo Puyo but hey at least I'm mediocre at Tetris.
Steve Minecraft
Neutral B: Bow & Arrow
Side B: Pickaxe
Up B: Ender Pearl
Down B: TNT
Final Smash: The Nether
It's scary how Steve has an actual chance to get in
Sans Undertale
Neutral B: PK Flash
Side B: PK Fire
Up B: PK Thunder
Down B: PSI Magnet
Final Smash: Gaster Blaster
It's scary how Sans also has a chance of being in Smash. Also Ness echo fighter
Motherfucking Goku
Neutral B: Kamehameha
Side B: Kaio-Ken
Up B: After Image
Down B: Ki Meter
Final Smash: Sprit Bomb
He's in bois. This is the part where Sakurai gives up. Have Lucario and Goku team up and fuse!
Jotaro Kujo
Neutral B: ORA
Side B: Star Finger
Up B: Levitate
Down B: Ball
Final Smash: Stand Rush
Did you know that Sakurai is a Jojo fan?
DIO
Neutral B: MUDA
Side B: Knife throw
Up B: Levitate
Down B: I'll give you one chance
Final Smash: ROADA ROLLADA
WRYYYYYYYYYYY
Ruby Rose
Neutral B: She shoots from her Scythe
Side B: She Shield Breaks with her Scythe
Up B: She uses her Semblence
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: Team up attack
They fucked her development I am sad.
Motherfucking
James Bond
Neutral B: Gun shot
Side B: He gets in a fucking Car
Up B: Grappling Hook
Down B: Okay, imagine this. He summons a rock in front of him and starts shooting you.
Final Smash: Shoots you in a white background
Motherfucking James Bond is in Smash Brothers. There are no limits on who can get in now.
MII FIGHTERS
Whatever the fuck you want
Oh yeah right they exist
DLC FIGHTERS[]
Image
Series
Name
Moveset
Description
Price
Marx
Neutral b: Beam Charge
Side B: Ball Throw
Up B: Teleport
Down B: Black Hole
Final Smash: Marx Soul
Sakurai has a bias for his characters
$4.99/€4.25
Karate Joe
Neutral B: Rhythm Jab
Side B: Samurai Slice
Up B: See Saw
Down B: Chorus KIds
Final Smash: Remix 10
He aint in Smash yet but at least he's here
$4.99/€4.25
boob
Yumi
Neutral B: Enhance Speed
Side B: Freeze
Up B: Ice Boost
Down B: Ice Wall
Final Smash: Ice Queen
Boob
$5.99/€5.25
boob
Daidouji
Neutral B: Estival Versus
Side B: Shinovi Versus
Up B: Deep Crimson
Down B: Burst
Final Smash: Ora Ora Ora
Girl Jotaro. Ryu semi-clone
$5.99/€5.25
Rambo Waluigi
Neutral B: Wah
Side B: Rambo Punch
Up B: How the fuck does he SWIM through the AIR?
Down B: Rambo Kick
Final Smash: Rambo Gun Attack
Waluigi Echo Fighter. WAH
$5.99/€5.25
Adeleine
Neutral B: Painter
Side B: Ice Dragon
Up B: Ribbon's Crystal
Down B: Kracko
Final Smash: Boss Fight
Anything pre-air ride is okay with Sakurai
$4.99/€4.25
Mach Rider
Mach Rider
Neutral B: Mach Rider shoots you
Side B: Mach Rider runs you over
UP B: Mach Rider's bike turns into a jetplane
Down B: Mach Rider shoots you
Final Smash: Mach Rider fucking shoots you
Mach Rider
$4.99/€4.25
Felix
Neutral B: Move/Pound/Push
Side B: Gaia
Up B: Plant Diver
Down B: Ragnarok
Final Smash: One of the summons
Fuck you I can
$3.99/€3.25
VERSUS FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM
Neutral B: Polygon Punch
This character does not have a Side B
Up B: Polygon Cutter
Down B: Polygon Cyclone
Final Smash: VERSUS FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM
DUNUNUNU
$4.99/€4.25
Stages[]
Battlefield, Final Destination, Town & City, Smashville, and Lylat Cruise are the only legal stages lol
Dating Sim Aspect[]
For whatever reason in this iteration of Smash Bros., the newly introduced game mode, "Date your favorite characters you sick freak," is a mode where you play as a Mii (Male/Female,) seeking out your true romance partner. The player will have the ability to communicate to the characters you have unlocked. Characters in this mode will have a "meter" that gradually fills up the more you converse with them. You are also able to give them items found in CLASSIC MODE. Yes, even characters who are canonically married such as Marth will be able to be dated. Why? Sakurai just wants to make people happy. Actually, why did he do this mode again?
There's no real gain from dating someone other than you get a special interaction with them.
Characters of the same gender are not allowed to date, but instead will gain "Mutual Respect." This is because Nintendo doesn't want to be involved with same-gender couples outside of Japan, or at least Sakurai doesn't. He's not against it or anything he just doesn't want to
Adventure mode[]
The main villain,, Iarukas, kidnapped all the fighters. However, Goku and Kirby managed to Escape and now they are on a mission to save everyone. There are fully voiced cutscenes but I won't credit them because that would take too long
The adventure mode ends with everyone saved and Iarukas being defeated