Fantendo Direct - 1.24.2014

Welcome, everyone! Tonight, I will introduce the very first Fantendo Direct! New information about the hottest Fantendo games and systems will be delivered direct to you!

And here's our host for this Direct, Real Time Mario!

Real Time Mario – TALK Hello everybody! It's-a me, Real Time Mario! I have some exciting news to share with you guys this evening!

Real Time Mario – TALK First, Nintendo has-a given us release dates for the new Wii 2!

Region	Release Date
North America	5/18/2014
Europe	5/25/2014
Australia	6/5/2014

Real Time Mario – TALK I don't have no release-a dates for Japan or Korea, though. Sorry!

Real Time Mario – TALK Next on the list, we have-a news of a Mario Sports Mix-- Hey, looks like we have a visitor!

Real Time Crash – TALK What's up, mates?

Real Time Mario – TALK Oh look! It's-a my favorite wombat, Real Time Crash! Would you like to help me host-a this Fantendo Direct?

Real Time Crash – TALK Can't do. I just dropped by to see if any of ya guys got something to eat!

Real Time Mario – TALK Come on, it will be fun! I've-a got some spicy pepperoni pizza in the oven!

Real Time Crash – TALK All right! If you insist, I'll--Did you say pizza? So what's this I hear about Sports Mix something?

Real Time Mario – TALK Oh, Mario Sports Collection? That's coming out sometime this fall on-a Wii U! The sports from the original Mario Sports Mix will be returning, and there are-a new sports, like American football, rugby, and--

Real Time Crash – TALK Bungie jumping?

Real Time Mario – TALK Well, I don't know if that's in the--Oh wait, it is! It's-a your lucky day!

Real Time Crash – TALK Gnarly! So what's the next annoucement?

Real Time Mario – TALK It's-a some game called Eternal Brawl!

Real Time Crash – TALK Oh, I see! Hey, can I see that paper you're holding?

Real Time Mario – TALK Okie dokie!

-Mario hands over paper-

Real Time Crash – TALK Whoa, Kirby, Luigi, Batman, Heavy? How the hey did this get so many sweet characters into the game? I can't wait!

Real Time Mario – TALK Ah, I think you'll-a love this next one!

Real Time Crash – TALK Celestial? Hmm, let me read this here description: Celestia L Grace is hovering around in the Fairy Forest, where all the Unmarked Fairies live. She hopes that today will be the day that she gets Marked. Celestia goes to the Mark House, just outside the Forest. Upon entering, she spots a note reading "The Grand Prism is missing. If you are reading, find the Prism Pieces for us". She notices that the Mark House is in ruins and the pedestal where the Grand Prism once stood is gone. Without it, no Fairy could get Marked. Celestia approaches the pedestal and appears in Flutter City. Her journey is only just beginning.

Real Time Mario – TALK Sooooo, what do you think?

Real Time Crash – TALK Eh, that ain't my cup of tea, mate. I'm sure a lot of our audience will love it, though!

Real Time Mario – TALK Well, the studio behind-a that title has another game in the works! It's a little something called A Nutty Adventure: Trick Card! Unfortunately, that's all I know about it.

Real Time Crash – TALK Oh well. Hey, I just realized I need to be somewhere else right about now. Catch ya on the flipside!

-Crash backflips off of the set-

Real Time Crash – TALK YA-HOO!

Real Time Mario – TALK Bye-bye!

Real Time Mario – TALK Let's-a see here, next to be annouced is-a Super Mario: Mii Kingdom, starring me! Yipee! There are two great new power-ups in this game!

• Chocolate Chip
• Super Donut

Real Time Mario – TALK Gee, I wonder what they do!

Real Time Mario – TALK There's a new hero in town, and his-a name's Bowie!

Real Time Mario – TALK This little bear's got three games already! BowieQuest, BowieQuest II: , and Bananas' Puzzle Arena! The first two games star Bowie in 3D platforming adventures. Bowie must use his Rock Fist to defeat his nemesis, Bananas. The third game is a puzzle-based spinoff title for download on-a Wii U. All-a three games will also be compatible with Wii 2!

Real Time Mario – TALK And now, the final announcement! From the creator of Shadow Lands, come two brand new projects, called--

Iggy Koopa – TALK Hand over the script, or I'll blast a hole in ya chest!

Real Time Mario – TALK But I can't. I don't got no chest! You know why? I GOT NO-BODY--

Iggy Koopa – TALK Aw, SHADDUP! I'll...I'll...I'll leave ya alone if you do!

Real Time Mario – TALK Okie-dokie!

Iggy Koopa – TALK THANK YOU!

-Iggy leaves the set-

Real Time Mario – TALK Well then, looks-a like I can continue on again! The first new title from Icy Cold Gaming Industries is a brand-a new Flip game! Hopefully it will flip and not flop! Hee-hee-hee! Just a little joke! The second game is something by the name of El Adios-a! And how-a fitting that we end this Direct with a game with that name!

Real Time Mario – TALK IT'S-A TIME TO END THIS DIRECT WITH A BANG!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, REAL TIME MARIO!

Well, we have reached the end of our first Fantendo Direct.

What exciting announcements will the next Direct hold? Stay tuned to find out!

(If anyone wants to do the next Fantendo Direct themselves, then they're more than welcome to do so.

Just be sure to notify me first!)