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Mario Kart: Ancient Circuit has a roster of 36 characters for you to use, 24 of which are available from the start, and 12 which must be unlocked. This is on par with Mario Kart 8, six less than MK8 Deluxe, and probably far less than the rosters of many other Mario Kart games on Fantendo. Alex went with such a small roster because he believes in the philosophy of "less is more". Only eight characters are new to the series.

In addition to this, Alex has promised more characters through DLC packs; you can visit that article for more information on that.

Starter Characters[]

Name Description
Mario

Mario

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
5 5 5 5 5 5

As is tradition, Mario is the most balanced character. If you're a beginner, you should probably use him.

Victory Theme: His victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

Luigi

Luigi

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
5 6 4 6 6 5

"Weegee" is also good for beginners. However, he sacrificed his top speed to help out with his other stats.

Victory Theme: His victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

Princess Peach

Peach (Mario Kart 8)
Peach

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
3 7 3 7 7 7

The "typical" example of a lightweight, Peach is slow in a straight line, but high acceleration ensures she'll have no trouble reaching that low top speed, and high Handling, Off-Roading, and Mini-Turbo ensures she'll retain much of her speed.

Victory Theme: Her victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

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Yoshi

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
4 6 4 6 8 6

A slightly heavier lightweight, but Yoshi actually has a higher Off-Roading stat than Peach. This is a reference to the instruction manual of Mario Kart: Super Circuit, which implied that he was slowed down less by going offroad.

Victory Theme: His victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

Donkey Kong

DK

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 3 7 3 3 3

A lighter heavyweight. His coconut gun may fire in spurts, but if he gets shot, it's gonna hurt you.

Victory Theme: DK Jr.'s victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

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Bowser

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
9 1 9 1 1 1

Clearly a man of extremes, Bowser represents what a cynic might think of heavyweight racers. His top speed is quite high, but bottom-of-the-barrel everything else ensures he'll have quite a bit of difficulty reaching it. Tires, gliders, and ATV's are this guy's best friend if he wants to have a chance competitively. Oh, and accurate banana/shell snipes, shocks, bullets, stars, a lot of luck...

Victory Theme: His victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

Koopa Troopa

Koopa

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 8 2 10 10 9

In the featherweight division, we have Koopa. Great handling and drifting, but he gets beaten around like tissue paper. That shell can only protect him so much.

Victory Theme: His victory theme from Super Mario Kart.

Toad

Toadette 3D
Toad/Toadette

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 8 2 8 8 8

Toad may have boasted in Mario Kart 64 that he's the best, but it's up to you to determine that in this game.

Victory Theme: Toad's victory theme from Super Mario Kart, for both of them.

Warioooooo

Wario SSBUltimate
Wario

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
8 2 8 2 2 2

A typical heavyweight. Wario is crazy fast in a straight line, but good luck finding straight lines in this game for him to show off with.

Victory Theme: His victory theme from the Smash Bros. games.

Waluigi (Sotchi 2014)

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Waluigi

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
5 4 6 4 4 5

Being "evil Luigi", it should make sense that Waluigi is the inverse of his "twin".

Victory Theme: A riff on the Waluigi Pinball theme.

Daisy

Princess Daisy Artwork Mario Kart Wii
Daisy

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
4 6 5 6 6 6

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Daisy plays out like you might expect a "butch" princess to play out: a slightly heavier Peach (we'll skip the jokes...). Working out seems to have improved her top speed somehow.

Victory Theme: A riff on the Chai Kingdom's theme.

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 7 3 8 8 7

DK's sidekick is probably better than him; however, Diddy is held back by low weight.

Victory Theme: The first bridge of Stickerbrush Symphony.

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Iggy Koopa Roy Koopa
Lemmy Koopa Ludwig Von Koopa 3D
Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2

(5 for Morton, Roy, and Ludwig)

7 3 7 7 7

The Prince of the Koopas and his seven cousins want to be their dad/uncle so much. They will have to instead focus on their own strengths if they want to win.

Victory Theme: Super Mario Bros. 3's boss battle theme.

Baby Mario

Baby Luigi
Baby Mario/Luigi

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
1 9 1 9 9 9

True featherweight racing. The Baby Mario Bros.' cornering and acceleration are almost without peer, but they're slow as snails in a straight line and get tossed around like tissue paper if they get bumped by others.

Victory Theme: A riff on the "Make Eggs, Throw Eggs" theme from Super Mario World 2.

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Petey Piranha

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
10 1 10 2 4 1

The "Boss Pakkun" is even more unbalanced than Bowser. His Handling and Off-Roading aren't as bad as most heavyweights (probably due to him being a Piranha Plant), but even the slightest of curves will be this guy's worst nightmare.

Victory Theme: A riff on the first bridge of Ricco Harbor's theme.

KingofBoos

King Boo
King Boo

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
6 7 3 7 7 7

A lighter heavyweight, King Boo plays more like a lightweight racer. He'll probably do you well in the later courses in 200cc

Victory Theme: A riff on the Luigi's Mansion theme.

Dry Bones

Dry Bones

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 9 1 10 10 10

Seen as the best character in his debut, Mario Kart DS, and even though snaking can't be done in this game, Alex has tried to retain his strengths.

Victory Theme: A riff on the Super Mario World 1 castle theme.

ShyGuy Snifit

Bandit New Beezo
Shy Guy

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 7 3 7 7 7

Shy Guy isn't so shy on the race track. Suit him up and give him a spin.

Victory Theme: The Super Mario Bros. 2 underground theme.

Funky Kong Artwork - Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Funky Kong

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 4 6 4 6 5

Constantly billed as a lazy "beach bum" in his own games, Funky was quite the speed demon in Mario Kart Wii...

Victory Theme: A riff on his theme, "Funky's Fugue", in DK Country 1.

Rosalina

Rosalina in Kart
Rosalina

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
6 4 6 6 4 6

A heavier middleweight. Perhaps because she lives in outer space and pilots a starship, Rosa's Off-Roading could use some work.

Victory Theme: A riff on her observatory's theme.

Dry Bowser

Dry Bowser

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 2 8 2 4 2

Shedding his skin helped Bowser out with a few of his weaknesses, but can you play him to his strengths?

Victory Theme: A riff on the New Super Mario Bros. DS castle theme.

Cloudless Lakitu

Lakitu

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
1 10 1 10 10 10

This Lakitu may be the most unbalanced character in the game. As in the Mario platformers, Spinies will be this guy's best friend...

Victory Theme: The Vs. Super Mario Bros. 1 high score screen.

Metal Mario

Metal Luigi Metal Mario/Luigi

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 4 6 4 4 4

Putting on a Metal Cap transformed our Bros. into these things. Whether or not they're better than the originals is for you to decide.

Victory Theme: The Metal Mario theme in Super Mario 64.

Pink Gold Peach

Pink Gold Biker Peach
Pink Gold Peach

Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 3 7 3 3 4

No one knows where this mysterious being originated from, but can you help control where she goes?

Victory Theme: A "metallic" riff on the Peach's Castle theme from Super Mario 64.

Unlockable Characters[]

Name Description
Mii

Mii

How to unlock: Make one, using the Mii Maker function in the Garage.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
varies

Your Miis can compete alongside you for the relic!

Victory Theme: A riff on the Wii's Mii Channel theme.

NESmario

NES Mario

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Fire Flower Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
4 4 4 4 4 4

A blast from the past, the lack of third dimension is no problem for NES Mario, but his lack of stats might be.

Victory Theme: Mario's theme, in 8-bit.

Inkling SSBU

Inkling Boy
Octoling Girl
OctolingBoy
Inkling/Octoling

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Feather Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
3 7 4 7 1 7

Inklings are ready to splat the completition...as long as you don't send them off-road, that is. (In this game, a bubble surrounds them whenever they drive into water.)

Victory Theme: A riff on Calamari Inkantation.

VillagerSSBVFull

Female Villager
Villager

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Tanooki Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 9 2 6 6 7

Alex does not like Animal Crossing very much (see how badly he shafted the series in Super Smash Stadium!), so it really is an honor to see Villager in a St. Clair Publications game, and even MORE of an honor that Villager is somewhat good.

Victory Theme: Team Animal Crossing's win theme in the Smash Bros. games.

Sonic

Sonic

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Red Shell Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 10 10 4 1 10

The alleged "fastest thing alive", and his stats show it. Unfortunately, his stats also show the perils of being so fast: his lackluster Handling can cause him to go out of control, and his lack of Off-Roading can slow him down greatly. As with the Inklings, he's protected by a shield whenever he hits water, to spare you from having to hear his dreaded "drowning theme".

Victory Theme: A riff on Green Hill Zone's theme.

Cap.falcon

Captain Falcon

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Banana Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
5 8 10 3 1 10

HYESZ!
The star of Nintendo's OTHER racing series PAWNCH!es his way into the fight. Unfortunately, you might have a bit of difficulty showing others your moves, as the higher speeds of F-Zero might be a problem here...

Victory Theme: A riff on Mute City's theme.

Pikachu

Pikachu

How to unlock: Win the 50cc Spiny Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 10 5 8 10 10

The star of the Pokémon franchise joins the race to catch all the relic pieces. Running like Koopa on steroids, Pikachu can certainly hold its own against its Mushroomian competition for some super effective Karting.

Victory Theme: A riff on Viridian Forest.

Goomba New

Goomba

How to unlock: Win the 100cc Mushroom Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
1 1 1 1 1 1

Why would you ever want to play as this? Joke Character, plain and simple.

Victory Theme: The Super Mario Bros. 1 underground theme.

Boom.Boom

SMP Pom Pom
Boom-Boom/Pom-Pom

How to unlock: Win the 150cc Ice Flower Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
6 4 8 3 3 4

Bowser's loyal servant and his girlfriend both pretty much control like the big guy.

Victory Theme: The Super Mario Bros. 3 castle theme.

Link

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Link

How to unlock: Win the 150cc Hammer Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
6 4 7 4 8 3

The Hero of Time knows a thing or two about ancient relics. He'd pretty much control like a typical heavyweight if it weren't for that high Off-Roading stat.

Victory Theme: A riff on the Zelda series main theme.

King K Rool

K. Rool

How to unlock: Win the 150cc Buzzy Beetle Cup.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
9 4 9 4 7 4

The kaptain of the Kremling Krew, who missed out on the chance to participate in his own universe's racing franchise, gets his chance to shine here.

Victory Theme: A riff on the "Snaky Shanty" theme from DK Country 2.

Yuki-sakura

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Yuki Sakura

How to unlock: Get first place on Final Destination and unlock the game's best ending.
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
4 10 10 10 10 10

The "mascot" of St. Clair Publications and the last character to be unlocked in this game, she has nearly perfect stats!

Victory Theme: A riff on the St. Clair Publications "theme", Last of the Wilds, by Nightwish.

DLC Characters[]

Name Description
Peachette

File:Biker-peachette.png
Peachette

Part of DLC Pack 1, "Old School".
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
4 8 4 8 8 8

Peachette is pretty much an upgrade on the original Peach. Read this if you've got a problem.

Victory Theme: The New Super Mario Bros. Wii bonus level theme.

Undyne

Undyne

Part of DLC Pack 2, "Mario Kart × Undertale"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 4 8 3 8 9

Undyne suplexes the Ancient Circuit, just because she can. The fact that she's a fish is probably what gives her her high Off-Roading stat, and her Mini-Turbo is quite high for a heavyweight, but low Handling and Acceleration will make her flounder quite a bit. It should be noted that she doesn't wear an eye patch in this game, à la her appearance in Deltarune, despite otherwise having her normal appearance in UT.

Victory Theme: A riff on her battle theme in Undertale.

Alene-keshishian

Alene Keshishian

Part of DLC Pack 3, "Butch vs. Femme"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
6 9 4 7 6 5

St. Clair Publications' OTHER mascot is ready to race! Unleash her infamous road rage on the track and watch her go!

Victory Theme: Same as Yuki.

ROB SSBUltimate

ROB JPN SSBUltimate
R.O.B.

Part of DLC Pack 4, "Naked"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
8 5 10 7 3 3

That gimmicky accessory Nintendo made just to ensure that the NES would sell in America following the Great Video Game Crash is back from Mario Kart DS and ready to get a piece of that spotlight that Mario ultimately took!

Victory Theme: The Golden Hammer's theme.

Kamek

Kammy Koopa
Kamek/Kammy

Part of DLC Pack 5, "Mario Kart × NASCAR"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
3 7 5 3 7 2

The chief Magikoopas are ready to race! They've got the magic working in a straight line, but their bag of tricks runs dry in corners.

Victory Theme: Kamek's intro theme in Super Mario World 2.

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Pianta

Part of DLC Pack 6, "Alex's 35th Birthday Bash"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
7 2 8 2 8 2

Typical heavyweight racing, although their Off-Roading stat isn't too bad. I say "their" because four of the alts are female.

Victory Theme: A riff on Casino Delfino's theme.

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Noki

Part of DLC Pack 6, "Alex's 35th Birthday Bash"
Weight Acceleration Top Speed Handling Off-Roading Mini-Turbo
2 8 2 10 10 10

As you might expect from a water-dwelling race of people, the Nokis can turn on a dime and drive practically anywhere. As before, half the alts are male, while half are female.

Victory Theme: A riff on the Noki Bay theme.

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