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Dark Matter Luigi
DarkMatterLuigi
GENERAL INFO
GENDER Male
SEXUALITY Closeted hypersexual
SPECIES Dark Matter
CURRENT STATUS Omnipresent
AGE -25
ZODIAC Pisces?
NATIONALITY Mushroom Kingdom?
ALIGNMENT Careless
PERSONAL INFO
RELATIONSHIPS
None
CLASS Dark Matter
LIKES
Recently pollenated flowers, Athena Hawkins
DISLIKES
Blue Bowser, AgentMuffin, Epsilon Zeph
WEAPONS Broken tennis racket
MISCELLANEOUS INFO
SERIES Super Mario Bros. (series)
CANON APPEARANCES
Super Mario Bros. 2 (off-screen)
Hello guys it's me, Dark Matter Luigi.
— Dark Matter Luigi's catchphrase

Dark Matter Luigi is the dark matter version of Luigi. It is unknown how Dark Matter Luigi came into existence, but he does, in fact, exist. Unlike Luigi, he does not have a brother, a girlfriend, or any friends that are also made out of dark matter, and he is the only known being to be a dark matter variant of another person in the Mushroom Kingdom. He also isn't the "opposite" of Luigi (as that spot belongs to Waluigi) and instead merely coexists with his non-dark matter counterpart. Other than appearing nearly identical to Luigi in a tennis outfit, the two of them are completely unrelated.

Design[]

Dark Matter Luigi appears almost exactly as Luigi does while wearing his tennis outfit in Mario Tennis Aces, only with an adjusted color scheme. Dark Matter Luigi also varies from the regular Luigi because some areas of his body simply don't exist as he is made of dark matter. One would think this would affect the way his body works due to basic laws of physics, but it doesn't, for some reason. Another difference from Luigi is that Dark Matter Luigi is always wearing a tennis outfit, even when the situation doesn't call for it and he would probably be better off wearing something different and more comfortable. He also always holds his broken tennis racket, which, despite being broken, is somehow able to be held.

Personality[]

Dark Matter Luigi is always calm, cool, and collected. He doesn't really ever care about anything, and doesn't typically go on adventures, attend parties, or play sports (even though his tennis racket would imply that he does). Dark Matter Luigi is also very clueless, rarely ever knowing what's going on in the Mushroom Kingdom. Dark Matter Luigi exists, and that's all that matters to him. He also regularly enjoys eating food and watching television.

Appearances[]

Dark Matter Luigi has appeared in every game in the Super Mario series since Super Mario Bros. 2, but he's always off-screen so you can't actually see him.

Quotes[]

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Dark Matter Luigi:
Hello, AgentMuffin.
Dark Matter Luigi when talking to AgentMuffin.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Hello, OwtheEdgehog.



Dark Matter Luigi when talking to OwtheEdgehog.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Hello, .arcticbreath.



Dark Matter Luigi when talking to .arcticbreath.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
I don't need my own game.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Bland-Aid saying that he deserves his own game.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
No, I would not say that.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to .navybolt after asking if one would say that existence is all that "dark" matters to him.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Why are you being mean to .navybolt, Pokerninja2?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Pokerninja2, who insulted .navybolt for making a joke.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
You should not be mean to yourself either, .navybolt.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to .navybolt, who agreed with Pokerninja2's insult.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Who is John Fantendo, AgentMuffin?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to AgentMuffin making a joke involving a fictional character named "John Fantendo."



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Your dude sounds like a mean person, LumaNin. Who is he?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to LumaNin, who claimed that "[his] dude" sometimes comes into his room, shuts down his laptop, and beats him.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Good question, Bland-Aid! I enjoy watching the television show about the man who lives in an apartment. I don't know what it is called. It is very funny.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Bland-Aid, who asked what Dark Matter Luigi's favorite TV show was.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Wow, LumaNin. Your friend Larry sounds very mean. Maybe you should not be his friend.



Dark Matter Luigi giving advice to LumaNin.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
That is good information, AgentMuffin. John Fantendo sounds very bad. Why did he do that?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to AgentMuffin, who told him about "John Fantendo."



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Dark Matter Luigi:
What passive aggressiveness, HollowPharaoh? I cannot pick up on that.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to HollowPharaoh, who noted that AgentMuffin had been making passive aggressive posts.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
I cannot hear your accent, AgentMuffin, but I am sure it is very good!



Dark Matter Luigi responding to AgentMuffin, who made a joke about working on his "Fantendo user accent."



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
Why are you laughing, Athena Hawkins? It is good for you to laugh, but I do not know what is funny.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Athena Hawkins, who stated she was "laughing on the inside."



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
What is so cool, .navybolt?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to .navybolt, who said Athena Hawkins made a cool remark.



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
I do not get it Athena Hawkins, but I will like and subscribe anyways.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Athena Hawkins, who made a joke about having no respect for .navybolt.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
Me too, OwtheEdgehog!



Dark Matter Luigi responding to OwtheEdgehog, who said he liked and subscribed to Athena Hawkins.



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
Again, what is so cool, Athena Hawkins?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Athena Hawkins, who said .navybolt made a cool remark.



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
What is a weekly drama quota, HollowPharaoh?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to HollowPharaoh, who made a joke about AgentMuffin.



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
Oh what, Benjamin Kirsch? Is something wrong?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to Benjamin Kirsch, who said "oh."



DarkMatterLuigiQA
Dark Matter Luigi:
What are you participating in, AgentMuffin?



Dark Matter Luigi responding to AgentMuffin, who mentioned he was participating in something.



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Dark Matter Luigi:
What, HollowPharaoh? This is not a joke.



Dark Matter Luigi responding to HollowPharaoh, who asked if there was a joke.


Trivia[]

  • Dr. Toadley hypothesized that if Luigi and Dark Matter Luigi touched one another, they would both disappear.
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