Return of The Monkey's Paw Game

We are bringing back the most trolliest forum game of the page: The Monkey's Paw.

Remember: Wish something you want and the next user will grant it in the worst possible way.

Let's start it!

I wish Adolf Hitler was in Fate/Grand Order!!!!!

(Edited by XeroSchnee20)

Granted. It's made of haystack-colored needles.

Since I can't have the lake trio, I wish to BECOME one with the lake trio. Can't screw that up, now can ya?

(Edited by Yoshipea)

Granted, but you can't handle their powers and overload.

I wish for chocolate milk.

(Edited by KirbiMiroir)

Granted, however the chocolate milk is off and you are forced at gunpoint to drink it all.

I wish for a dragon tatoo.

(Edited by InstinctRiver)

Granted, but it's poorly drawn and comes to life and kills you and your family.

I wish for Project X Zone 3 with Sonic included.

(Edited by XeroSchnee20)

Granted. It's Sonic Boom, Fire and Ice.

I wish for Gex the Lizard.

(Edited by Yoshipea)

Granted. It spreads across the earth and brings about the Gexpocalypse.

I wish or Fantendo to turn into Sans.

(Edited by SharkLord1954)

Granted. Sans however is a loser and does not comprehend human speak.

I wish for a wooden katana.

(Edited by InstinctRiver)

Granted. It spawns inside of you.

I wish for Crimson Equonix.

(Edited by Yoshipea)

Granted. You no longer can spell the word Equinox correctly ever again.

I wish for Mario Kart 9

Granted, the roster is full of Toads and baby versions. and there are time-limited microtranstactions to obtain the classic characters.

I wish for a Capcom Crossover Warriors/Musou.

What do you think?