“You're not gonna bloody believe this. *walks in with a golf sale sign* There's no golf sale. I've been standing out there for two weeks holding this poxy sign, and I go to collect my wages, there's no golf sale.”
— Abby, S05E08
Abby is an imaginary community service worker, put on community service
for pretending to be on community service. She was created by Laura as
an imaginary friend.